Grand Master (President)

Wong is the hottest chick I’ve ever seen in my life. In fact, his aura reaches all corners of the world.

Grand Procurator (Vice President)

Joan is a real monke. I actually helped him escape captivity many moons ago. We also joined the Vietnam War back in the day and did our country proud.

Grand Mater of Ceremonies

BC, the one and only. He a real one frfr. Doesn’t eat dogs though, which is a bummer. I feel like if he expanded his taste palette more, I can be better friends with him.

Grand Scribe

I am him.

Grand Treasurer

Mf has been in Chicago all summer and I may have forgotten what he looks like. I think he had black hair and is Asian. Or maybe that was our previous GT. Damn, times flies when your life is falling apart.